"Double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with just enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing but not so much that it leaves a moustache."
So I was thinking today (in my supreme boredom) why it is that men grow such ugly facial hair. I can't come up with much of a reason, to be honest. I know a few people who like to be funny and have a handle-bar moustache for a day or two, or something, but other than a temporary joke, explain to me why men have moustaches, please.
Only two groups of people, in my opinion, should have moustaches: Tom Selleck, and professional brass players. Unless you make your living playing the trombone and as a result have a red half-circle covering your cupid's bow (and even then, a beard or a well-trimmed goatee would be preferrable), or unless you are Tom Selleck, please, no moustaches. Really, they stopped being fashionable years and years ago. (Unless, again, you are Tom Selleck.)
My point? If you have the ability to grow facial hair, do the world a favor and don't wear just a moustache. It's gross. Unless you are Tom Selleck, you will always look better without it. (If you are Tom Selleck, then please, please keep the 'stache. You look better with it, as these two pictures show oh-so-clearly.)
Also, let me say that the good ol' dress code part of the HC needs to be amended. Whichever bureaucrat thought that beards and goatees were bad while moustaches are okay was... delusional. If we're going to make the male student body look clean-cut, let's do it across the board. Lose the exceptions that result in people looking like... ugh. I can't even think of an appropriate comparison.
