"Not just running! Something that needs endurance! Something that needs stamina! Like, long-distance running! Cross-country running!"
How many marathons must one run to legitimately have a "I'd Rather Be Running A Marathon" license plate holder? Because whatever that number is, I suspect it's significantly more than the number of marathons run by the Fatty McChubbs driving a gas-guzzling SUV who cut me off while pulling out of a McDonald's drive-thru.
