"That's two independent-thought alarms in one day. Willie, the children are overstimulated. Remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms."
Today on campus, there was someone dressed as a very large tooth carrying a foam toothbrush just outside one of the doors to the student center. Also, someone had built a large snow fort between the fine arts building and the library. People were taking pictures with the tooth (now, university and DisneyWorld are apparently the same thing), and there were three girls very conspicuously sitting in the snow fort (nothing like hanging out at the local snow fort for saying "I'm low-maintenance; ask me out!"). Most schools aren't like this, are they?
