"Jerry, just remember: it's not a lie if you believe it."
Due to the gimp boot I'm wearing right now, people keep asking me what happened to my foot, and I don't really have a good answer, so I've decided to make one up. Unfortunately, I don't have the brainpower left to finish my "fundamentally flawed" thesis right now, let alone come up with an interesting story; at this point, I think I'll just tell people that I went to Rock 'n Roll Heaven and I wasn't on the guest list. Anyone have something I could use that's NOT a movie quote?
