"I can't spend fifteen minutes breathing and stretching and getting in touch with myself."
Quick Tip : on those late nights when you're up at 3 am because the Germans on the second floor are throwing a very loud party and you've decided to work on your yoga headstand (because you have this misguided desire to somehow build up enough strength to do a handstand push-up) but since you're still an ultra beginner you're doing it against a wall, and since your apartment is less than 200 square feet the best usable wall space to balance against is the closed bathroom door, make
sure that the door is fully and completely latched. Otherwise, when you gently push off the door in your attempts to re-balance yourself, you might fall through the now-open doorway onto the bathroom floor.
On the bright side, you might discover that you apparently have the ability to do a pain-free pseudo-back bend.
