"If you've ever wondered, wondered who wrote the book of love, it was us."
Do we recall
the Bollywood dance I got sucked into doing a year+ ago? Well, apparently, my ward decided that we needed to have an entire Indian
night, which means that once again I got sucked in because we're not only reprising the dance from before, but we're doing another, even LONGER dance. Today, on this lovely holiday, I spent more than four hours shaking my hips and attempting to choreograph a faux-Bollywood musical number.

Now, this may come as something of a shock (ha), but I'm not really the world's best dancer, and the fact that we were pathetic enough to need MY skills as a choreographer? Bad news, my friends, bad news. Don't wish you'd been
there? Really, though, what I don't get is why we're having an Soirée indienne at all. Most of my ward is black, and the all of the women dancing (or their families) are either from some part of Africa or the West Indies, which means the Indian-esque moves? Kinda done with a nice African flair. I dunno... it just seems odd to me, especially since I can't think of a single Asian in our ward at all
On the bright side, maybe you'll all get lucky and I'll be willing to post a video of my Dance of Shame.